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Does anyone know where I can get a really cheap accurate pregnancy test?

Late night conversations

wont-you-stay-with-me-tonight:

Me:I want food
Best friend:Do you think mom would wakeup and take us to McDonald’s
Me:No!
Best friend:Damn one of us needs to be pregnant
Me:I agree

*a few minutes after that conversation this one happend*
Best friend:what would happen if we just went to the kitchen and started cooking ribs?
Me:We dont have ribs
Best friend: thats the point
Me: What are we gonna do go cut someone open?
Best friend:Well mom IS asleep

Late night conversations

Me:I want food
Best friend:Do you think mom would wakeup and take us to McDonald’s
Me:No!
Best friend:Damn one of us needs to be pregnant
Me:I agree

We’ve dated twice. You turned into a complete man whore after you lost your temper one day and dumped me. You hooked up with and fucked anything with a vagina that would let you and I flipped between guy after guy except for one guy that got under my skin the first guy I had feelings for since you. He pieced back together the parts of my heart that was missing but replaced a piece of mine with a piece of his, but he decided that he wanted his piece back because my damaged diseased heart was infecting his and destroying it so he rebroke my heart and replaced my piece back into my broken heart. After that I got over him just as well as I had gotten over you since you left

My latest story

How many people would honestly read my story if i put it on wattpad?

I really want people to read my story and get their honest opinion but i don’t know if anyone would actually read it or not… 

Fuck. I fucked up again.
Nervous Excitement

I’m getting my belly button pierced today since it’s the first official day of spring break and I’m super nervous and excited. My mom and best friend are going with me. I really hope I don’t chicken out! Ill post a pic of it here an on the blog that I admin on as well after I get it done. :)

"How fascinating it is that there are millions of people all over the world who are wide awake at 4 am missing someone. And there are millions of people sound asleep at 4 am, with no idea that they’re being missed."
-(via tulswarbrick)